What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 11:50
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Scottie Scheffler’s wife reveals infant son’s bathroom mishap during Memorial win - New York Post
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Loons and Moons
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Sorting Out Long COVID Symptoms in Babies - Medscape
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?